Monday, May 3, 2010

Economic Hardship Means You've Got to Get High Using the Smallest Amount Possible!

First, a passage from Half-Baked:

Willie Nelson: Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. You know what I mean? You know how much condoms cost back in them days?

Thurgood: How much?

Willie Nelson: I don't know. We never used them.

In these economically lean times, we at BC Chillum are not recommending that you cut birth control out of the budget. We aren't here to tell you how to make love to your lady.

But what we can help you with, is getting high using just a pinch of weed.

While grams can go into joints n' blunts, and you gotta pack a bong tight to get the mileage, with a gravity bong and a standard weed grinder, all you need is a pinch of ground-up weed (to get a good burn), only about as much as will fit on the face of a dime, to fly to the moon.

And to further assist our fellow Americans in staying mellow in these trying times, we are offering a limited time special:

2 BC Chillums for $15 (not including shipping). That's one for you and one for your best stoner friend, or one for home and one for the office. Regardless how you split them, there's no more efficient and powerful way to smoke than with a gravity bong powered by 2008 Cannabis Cup winner, BC Chillum. To buy, click this link:






1 comment:

Joey K said...

Thanks for the prompt shipping. Got it in time for the weekend, and it was a big hit at the frat house. You guys are fucking awesome!